It’s late once again
And I really don’t feel like doing this. But I must. Some people are just way to sensitive. I called someone a fool for spelling my name wrong on a news letter for a show and they almost flipped their shit. Ok they didn’t almost they did flip their shit like seriously what the fuck is wrong with some people? I don’t give a flying Pokemon so I’ll just brush it off like I do with most things and go on with my life.
kick it!
Tonight I have to go to St. Louis… The bar not the actually place to do a show. And the I am off to do some bowling with some friends. They only invited me because I suck and I’ll make the other people feel better about themselves. Whats up with that? Why does my sadness make others feel better about themselves. I want to be happy too ya know. Sometime it just has to be all about me and everyone else can go suck it! I am tried of trying to make everyone happy. Well I am not actually trying I just am. Its like a curse thing I have that won’t let me be selfish not just for one moment!
got to write something
my god am I ever so sleepy again. But I did finish watching the entire first season of Dexter’s Laboratory. Now onto my second dvd of the first season of, How I Met Your Mother. and then after that it will be the first season of Entourage. Sunny days are ahead and I am going to enjoy each one.
Opps apparently I still got disk two to start watching. My bad yo
So today I went to go see 21 Jump Street. It was pretty good but it didn’t live up to all the Hype. Then again neither did dark knight or any movie with so much hype. Or maybe it’s just me. I did however did go see the movie with my best friend @PaulYannuzzi and it was good to see him after his epic Europe trip he went on. One day when I don’t have to wake up early for work I will ask him about his trip. To top this whole reunion movie night, my car Hit 30,000 km. I was about to type 30,000 views. :-p silly me!
Rock Pile
I just did a show at a very sketchy looking bar. I drive up and there is just a few cars in the parking lot. I go inside and the place has bars on the inside of the window. I was waiting for someone to yell at me ” hey we don’t take kindly to strangers coming around these parts. I was waiting for the terminator to come inside and say to me, “your pants, your shoes, and your shirt, give them to me now!” but nothing like that happened and no body tried to kill me. My sad life goes on .
Up
Why am I still up? It’s like 1:30am and I am still up. Sweet Jesus I have work tomorrow morning. Why do I always save these blogs to the last minutes. It’s just unacceptable behavior. I have to go to bed and I must do it now. So this blog will end here and I will try to write these earlier but nope I am an idiot!
My baby boy
Ok so let’s say I have a child… I know I know! Hard to imagine but for blogging sakes let’s just say I have one. But before I had the child I became a huge science nerd. I even invent a machine that can enlarge small objects! Let’s call it The Large Marge! One day my child gets in the way of Large Marge going off and he becomes 200 feet tall and starts to destroy the city of Toronto. Now he’s just a child, I am sure he doesn’t mean to destroy the city he is just doing child like things and the city is being destroyed because of it, like when he jumps the Air Canada Centre falls down. My kid just wanted to jump he didn’t mean to destroy the ACC. So I figure out how to shrink him back to normal size. I do this and the city is still destroyed! Am I looking at some hefty charges here? Possibly some jail time? Or does my child who let’s say is three years old have to face charges and jail time? These are the question I have asked the movie “Honey I Blew Up The Kid but they never seem to address what the parents had to go through afterwards. They were like oh well Las Vegas may be somewhat destroyed but at least our kid is a normal size again The End ! Seriously what the hell is up with that ending?
Shopping spree
I went on a somewhat shopping spree today. I bought two books Go The Fuck To Sleep and The Bro Code. I bought three DVDs the first season of Dexter’s Laboratory, Entourage and How I met your mother. It was well worth spending money.
Night Guard
I wish I was a night guard for a museum where everything comes to life. You know like that Ben Stiller movie! I wonder how I would control hectic from the live dinosaur to the missing links. Every night hell will break loose and I will bring order into the museum. This just sounds like a fun job. I hope it pays well.
420
so everyone is talking about smoking weed today. I didn’t get the chance to get high. just like how I didn’t get a blow job and a steak on blow job and steak day. Just like how I didn’t get to motorboat some sweet boobies on International Boobs Day. I never get to seem to celebrate each holiday properly. Why? Because all of these require a partner. I need someone to buy weed off of who I don’t know. I need a girl to give me a blow job and to cook the steak as well. (If she wanted to that is.) And I need a girl with sweet tits so I can motorboat them. Unfortunately I have no partner in crime for either of those holidays so I spend my time alone and sad just like every other day. Same old, same old sadness.
